Category: Motern Media Song Lyrics

Spotify Link: I Hope I’m Constipated On Valentine’s Day

I hope I’m constipated
On St. Valentine’s Day
Because I want to be with my woman
And have nothing else get in our way

Spotify Link: Charlie Swan is a Terrible Police Chief
Word Count: 321 words

Well I mean no disrespect I think Charlie Swan’s a real nice guy
But he’s a terrible police chief and I’ll tell ya a few reasons why