Albums Started but Not Finished

November the Tar! A collection of songs written in the tradition of the compositions of Rogers and Clarke...
    Alien Rockabilly
    The Girl Next Door
    You And Me (And A Room By The Sea)
Out With the Old
    Life Is Beautiful
    Can't Go On
Will You Marry Me Songs, Vol. 2
    Kathlein, Will You Marry Me?
    Kathy, Will You Marry Me?
    Katie, Will You Marry Me?
    Katrina, Will You Marry Me?
    Kayleigh, Will You Marry Me?
    Keira, Will You Marry Me?
    Kelly, Will You Marry Me?
    Kim, Will You Marry Me?
    Kimmy, Will You Marry Me?
    Kris, Will You Marry Me?
Celebrities!
    Kelly Osbourne
    Beyonce Knowles
    Shia Labeouf, I Want to be Your Best Friend
    Alexis Bledel
    Emily Deschanel, I Want to Be Your Boyfriend
    Blake Lively, I Like You
    Kate Gosselin
    Stanley Kubrick
    Lady Gaga
    Lauren Conrad
Let's Go Camping!
Colorado State America Songs
    Johnstown Awesome Song
    A Superior Song About Superior, Colorado
    Fruita! Fruita! Fruita!
    Steamboat Springs Forever!
    Firestone Song
    Fort Morgan, Colorado, Usa, North America, World
    Crested Butte
    Gunnison Is a Great Place
    Vail Anthem
    Best Song About Aspen
Songs About Poop, Puke & Pee
    I Pooped My Pants (in a Bowling Alley)
    Throwing Up
    The Pee Song!
    Diarrhea
    The Never Ending Wipe
    Constipation
    Diaper Rash
    Adult Diapers (Can't Wait Until I'm Old Enough)
    I Kinda Like the Smell of My Own Poop
    Peeing in the Shower
December
    College Try
    Kristin
    I Tell My Baby All Kinds of Things
    The Inarticulate Sailor's Lament
    Desert Life
    Karen's Cousin
    Let's Open a Deli!
    Manchester Mama
    Pretty Girls
    Losing Bet
Yankees, Mets, Giants, Knicks, Jets, Nets, Rangers, Yeah!
    Oh Yeah! Hiroki Kuroda! Yeah!
    Song About Brian McCann, The Great Man
    Oh, Jacoby Ellsbury!
    Let's Hear It for Brett Gardner, Ok?
    C.C. Sabathia Song
    Masahiro Tanaka Tribute Song!
    His Name Is Daniel Murphy and He's Great At Baseball!
    David Wright Is Better Than Alright!
    Dwight Gooden Was the Doc, Yeah!
    Gary Carter, Baseball Legend!
Yankees, Giants & Knicks
    Jeremy Shockey Wore Out His Welcome in New York
    A-rod & Madonna
    Joba Chamberlain
    Isiah Thomas, Your Work in New York Is Done
    Derek Jeter Is Frustrated
    Eli Manning
    Who Needs Tiki Barber?
    Hideki Matsui Got Married
    Joba Chamberlain Vs. the Insects
    Mike Mussina
Animal Noises
    Female Introduction
    Drift On, Dreamer
    No Explaining
    I've Got Big Plans for Me and You
    Cuddle Couch
    Private Moment
    Let's Maintain This Good Thing We've Got Going
    She Prefers Another Guy
    Wake up Sad
    Single Goal
I've Never Left My Hometown
Unofficial Tributes to Officially Awesome Music People
    James Taylor, My Girlfriend Loves Your Music
    A Song About Marshall Mathers
    My Favorite Ben Folds Five Album
    Joni Mitchell Got too Experimental as Her Career Evolved
    The Dejas Performance I saw in Salem, MA
    People Are Afraid to Admit They Love Solo Paul McCartney Songs
    Gregg Alexander is Awesome!
    A Song about Frank Sinatra
    Billy Joel is Awesome and Deserves More Respect!
    George Michael is Great!
Motern Extravaganza 2019
    Dandelion Moonglow
    Postcards and Memories
    Doing Heroin Alone
    Going Nowhere
    Between the Echo
    I Got a Promotion
    A Song About Keys
    An Ode to Heating Oil
    Loring Ave.
    Black Lake
Sports Songs for People Who Like Sports Songs
    The Russell Wilson Song
    Marshawn Lynch Is an Amazing Man
    Golden Tate Is so Great
    Pete Carroll Rules the World!
    A Song About Steph Curry
    Billy Beane Is the Best General Manger Ever!
    Grant Balfour Never Throws Ball Four
    The Ian Kennedy Tribute Song
    Larry Fitzgerald, Best Receiver Ever!
    The Ultimate John Stockton Song of All Time!
Sports Music Songs
    Jim Rome Is a Great Sports Talk Guy
    The Jason Avant Song (Panthers Version)
    The New Jason Avant Song
    Luke Kuechly Is a Defensive Genius
    Song About Ricky Stanzi
    Billy Hamilton Is a Great Baseball Man
    Richard Sherman Is the Best Cornerback Ever!
    Cam Newton Song
    Deangelo Williams Is an Athlete!
    Percy Harvin Is a Good Man
Here's the Office Supplies Album I've Been Telling You About
North Carolina City and Towns Songs for All People
    Charlotte Is a Great North Carolina City
    Raleigh, North Carolina, Forever!
    Tremendous Greensboro Song
    Durham! Durham! Durham!
    Superb Fayetteville Music Song
    Cary Is a Good American Town in North Carolina
    (Listen to This Song About) Wimington
    High Point
    Let's Hear It for Concord, North Carolina
    Great Greenville Ode
Emotions
    Empathy Empathy! (I Got Empathy!)
    I Am Angry (I Want to Punch Somebody!)
    I Am Disappointed (The Disappointment Song, Yes)
    Annoyance! Annoyance! I'm Quite Annoyed
    Contempt
    Disgust. You Disgust Me.
    Irritation. (I'm Feeling Irritated)
    Anxiety
    Embarrassment (Oh My, I'm so Embarrassed!)
    Fear! (I'm Frightened and Scared and Stuff)
Songs from Deep in the Vault (1996-2010), Vol. 3
    Wolf
    Our Troubles May Be Over
    If Ever You Should Change Your Mind
    I Oughta Keep a Notebook in My Pocket (Like Scalzo Does)
    Song to J.L.
    I Wanna Be Gypsy
    Wait a Minute, Lester
    Hey Chicken Tender
    Fiasco
    Front Seat / Back Seat
More More Name Poop Songs
    The Angelina Poop Song
    The Hunter Poop Song
    The Zoe Poop Song
    The Owen Poop Song
    The Evelyn Poop Song
    The Connor Poop Song
    The Conner Poop Song
    The Audrey Poop Song
    The Cameron Poop Song
    The Isaac Poop Song
Hey Kids, It's Birthday Party Time!
Famous Fictional People
    Hermione Granger, Magic Spell Caster!
    A Song About the Dude, Jeffrey Lebowski
    Dorothy Gale Got a Little Doggy Named Toto
    This Song Is About Tarzan, The Guy in the Jungle
    Holden Caulfield, Rebel Teenage Brat
    Bilbo Baggins, Uh Huh!
    Captain Ahab Tribute Song
    Beowulf Is so Strong and Powerful
    Odysseus: What a Good Guy!
    Achilles Got a Bad Heel. That's His Weak Spot.
Will You Marry Me Songs, Vol. 5
    Skye, Will You Marry Me?
    Skyla, Will You Marry Me?
    Skylar, Will You Marry Me?
    Sophia, Will You Marry Me?
    Sophie, Will You Marry Me?
    Stacey, Will You Marry Me?
    Stacy, Will You Marry Me?
    Stefanie, Will You Marry Me?
    Stella, Will You Marry Me?
    Stevie, Will You Marry Me?
64 Movie Review Songs
    Citizen Kane (a review of the Orson Welles film)
    Reservoir Dogs (a review of the Quentin Tarantino picture)
    Saving Silverman (a review of the Jack Black / Steve Zahn film)
    American Movie (a review of the documentary about Mark Borchardt)
    The King's Speech (a review of the Colin Firth / Geoffrey Rush tour-de-force)
    Vertigo (a celebration of the Hitchcock film starring Jimmy Stewart)
    Eclipse (a review of the Kristen Stewart / Robert Pattinson movie)
    When Harry Met Sally (a review of the Billy Crystal / Meg Ryan romantic comedy)
    Ghost World (a review of the Terry Zwigoff film)
    Say Anything (a review of the Cameron Crowe picture)
We Wish You a Merry Christmas (Updated for Modern Food)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Pizza Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Chicken Parmesan Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Meatball Subs Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Cotton Candy Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Chocolate Chip Cookies Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Chocolate Ice Cream Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Coffee Ice Cream Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Vanilla Ice Cream Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Apple Pie Version)
    Wish You a Merry Christmas (Roast Beef Sandwiches Version)
Animal Lovers: Unite and Sing Songs!
    My Cat Hates Me (Except For When She's Hungry)
    There Are Coyotes in my Neighborhood
    The Cute Little Chipmunks Song
    My Golden Retriever
    Veterinarians Deserve a TV Drama (a la Grey's Anatomy and E.R.)
    My Horse is a Great Horse!
    I'm Talkin' About Zebras! (The Zebra Song)
    My Dog Chases His Tail (He is not very smart)
    The Mule Song (I Love My Mule!)
    The Buffalo Song
Unexpected Songs of Joy, and Celebrations of Music Stars
    Stu Reid of Twang Trust (Thanks, Friend)
    Jeff Mangum, You are a Lo-Fi Music Wizard!
    My Favorite Beatles Solo Albums
    Win Butler, You Are A Great Great Guy!
    Tegan Quin, You Are An Indie Pop Goddess! (Call Me Sometime!)
    Sara Quin, I Like You!
    Lindsey Buckingham is a Great Rock and Roll Genius
    Stevie Nicks is Awesome!
    Rod Stewart Does Great Tom Waits Covers
    Matt Farley is an Unstoppable Songwriting Maniac Magician!
Songs Song Sing Songs Onion Llama
    Suspicious Minds
    The Midnight Train to Georgia
    Uncle Jon's Band
    My Papa Got a Brand New Bag
    I Give Peace a Chance
    Big Yellow Taxi
    In Your Eyes
    Georgia Is On My Mind
    Paint It Black, Please
    Sweet Jane
Food Song Central: A Lot of Songs About Food
    The Best Song About Vinegar Ever!
    Oh, Carrot Cake! So Delicious!
    Zucchini Bread
    A Remarkable Spatula Song, Yes!
    The Whisk Song (Whisk! Whisk! Whisk!)
    White Rice
    I Really Like Worcestershire Sauce, Yes I Do!
    It's Wild Rice! It's Crazy! It Can't Be Tamed!
    I Like to Chew Gum! (Gum Gum Gum!)
    Soda Pop is a Delicious Beverage
Good Songs About People Who Make Good Songs Always
    Peter Buck Plays Guitar Good
    Mike Mills
    I Like the Music That Jonny Greenwood Makes
    Colin Greenwood Plays His Base Very Nicely
    Ed O'Brien, Rock and Roll Sensation Man
    Ron Wood Is a Rolling Stone Guitar Great Guy
    Ryan Bingham, My Friend Told Me to Check Out Your Music
    Billy Corgan, I Like This Music You Make, Yes.
    Sondre Lerche, Your Songs Are Nice
    Britt Daniels, You Are the Best Utensil Band Man Ever!
I Don't Know Why I Do This
Songs About My House and Stuff
    The Creepy Scary Basement Song
    Underground Cellar
    The Garage Is a Little House for Your Vehicle
    Cook Your Food in the Oven (The Oven Tribute Song!)
    The Stove Song, Yep!
    Climb Up the Stairs! Go Down the Stairs!
    Musical Song About the Roof
    I Made This Song About My Ceiling
    I Love My Ceiling Fan
    Air Conditioner Cool Things Much
Papa Razzi Gets Introspective, Shares His Worldview, and Offers Advice
    Global Warming Upsets Me So Much!
    Sometimes I Can't Stop Eating Because Food is Yummy
    Don't Do LSD
    Don't Drive Drunk
    I Wish I Were Super Famous
    My Fans Call Me on the Phone a Lot
    Don't Say Bad Words, Ever!
    Always Tell the Truth
    Look Both Ways Before Crossing the Street
    I am Very Deep and Poetic, Don't You Think?
These Are Great! Holiday Songs!
    New Year's Day (And Everybody's Happy!)
    National Trivia Day, Oh Yeah!
    National Bird Day Song (Tweet Tweet!)
    Houseplant Appreciation Day Song!
    It's Opposite Day! (Or Should I Say "It's Not Opposite Day"?)
    Australia Day Celebration Song!
    Excellent Song About Groundhog Day
    Friday the 13th (Oh No!)
    Happy Valentine's Day. You Are Wonderful. I Care About You.
    Singles Awareness Day (S.A.D.)
People Who Like These Songs Are Correct
    Richard Youngs Is a Wonderful Genius Music Person
    Loren Mazzacane Connors, You so Great and Great
    Drummer Alex Neilson Now Has a Song About Him
    Chris Corsano, The Experimental Drummer Man, Is Great!
    This Song Is About John Fahey
    Norman Carl Odam Is an Enthusiastic Legend
    Larry Wayne Fischer Was a Wild Guy, Uh Huh!
    Will Oldham, I Like the Great Songs You Are Able to Create
    Ben Chasny, You Got Some Amazing Guitar Skills, Yo!
    Alan Licht Makes Interesting Sounds. Yep!
We Are Running Out of Food to Sing Songs About
    The Onion Breath Song
    I Love Scallion Pancakes, Uh Huh!
    Gelato Gelato Gelato!
    Iceberg Lettuce, Oh Iceberg Lettuce!
    I Like Frosting Better Than Cake
    I Love Lactose. It Is So Creamy and Wonderful.
    Lard Is My Favorite Food in the World Becuase It's Tasty
    Licorice. Yummy Candy, Yeah Yeah Yeah!
    Probably the Best Mango Song Created This Month
    Mortadella
Songs, Singers, Goats, Writers, Critics...all Sorts of Stuff!
    I Thought I Knew You Were Trouble When You Walked In
    When I Was Your Man (It Was Great! (Then You Dumped Me))
    Thrift Shop
    Suit and Tie
    Shake Harlem
    I Will Wait for You
    Highways Don't Care (Because They Have No Brains or Souls, Etc.)
    (I've Got The) Eye of the Tiger (That Tried to Eat Me)
    Just Give Me a Reason, Please
    I've Got You Under My Skin, You Subcutaneous Parasite, You
Happy Birthday Vol. 4
    Happy Birthday Bryn
    Happy Birthday Louis
    Happy Birthday Genevieve
    Happy Birthday Lulu
    Happy Birthday Emmaline
    Happy Birthday Nora
    Happy Birthday Violet
    Happy Birthday Gage
    Happy Birthday Jeremy
    Happy Birthday Isabel
Unstoppable Songs About Super People
    A Song About Banksy, the Underground Artist
    Leighton Meester, You Can Be My Roommate if You Wanna
    How 'Bout Those Brothers Grimm!
    (Snobs Don't Appreciate) Norman Rockwell
    A Tribute to Tommy Wiseau
    I Saw DJ Hazard Perform in Salem, MA Fifteen Years Ago
    Billy Costa, My Girlfriend Wants to Date You!
    A Terrific Musical Song About Vincent van Gogh
    Marie Antoinette, Let's Eat Some Cake!
    Judas Iscariot is a Big Jerk!
The Flower Song and Tree Song Album
    I'm The Flower Guy!
    Roses
    A Songs About Lilies
    Girls Go Crazy Over Daisies (The Daisy Song)
    Tulips Tulips Tulips
    Oh Orchid, What a Wonderful Flower!
    Carnations
    The Cherry Blossom is So Awesome
    Oh Oh Daffodil
    Gladiolus
Meteorology Music for You to Like
    (This Is) Possibly the Best Song About Rain
    Snow Snow Snow Snow! Look At It!
    Let's Sing About Sleet! Sleet Sleet Sleet!
    Watch Out for Hail Falling from the Sky!
    Look At All This Fog. It's Ridiculous!
    What Do You Think of This Song About Wind?
    Best Song About a Hurricane, Yes.
    It's a Tornado! Whoa!
    A Blizzard Is a Hugh Snowstorm
    You Feel That? It's an Earthquake! Be Careful.
The Wardrobe Album: Songs About Clothes
    Boots Boots Boots! (Put On Your Boots!)
    Put On Your Stupid Shoes!
    Song About Sneakers
    High Heel Shoes Song, Yes!
    The Sandals Song
    Wear Flip Flops. Have Fun!
    Putting On My Socks, Feeling Cozy
    Dress Socks
    Ankle Bracelet (What a Nice Thing!)
    This Song Is About Pants. Pants Are Great!
Illinois Il Song Fun Yeah
    Best Song About Chicago
    Rockford Is a Good Nice City
    Joliet Is a Great Illinois City, Yes!
    Naperville! Naperville! Naperville!
    Here's a Song About Capital City Springfield, Illinois
    Peoria Is a Nice Area
    Everything About Elgin, Illinois Is Great
    Song for Waukegan, Il
    Cicero Is a Good Place to Go!
    Champaign, Illinois
Connecticut City & Town Fun Song, Ct
    Ansonia Is a Wonderful Connecticut City
    Avon, Connecticut
    A Song About Berlin, Connecticut
    I Love Bethel, Connecticut. Yes I Do.
    Bethlehem Is the Place to Send Your Xmas Cards from
    Bloomfield Has Some Great Connecticut Joy
    Branford, Connecticut (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!)
    Bridgeport Is a Great Connecticut Community, Oh Yeah!
    Bristol Is the Sportscaster Headquarters of the World, I Bet!
    Brookfield, Connecticut. Great Town, Yes.
Stupid People Hate These Songs Because They're Dumb
Fun Songs for Animals; Sing Best Animal Song
    The Great Angry Bumblebee Song
    The Hornet Song (Watch Out for the Angry Hornet!)
    Spiders Are Strange Creatures
    Watch Out for the Tiger. It is Hungry. It's Gonna Eat You!
    My Schipperke Is a Great Doggie!
    My Pug is a Cute Dog (The Pug Song)
    Me and My German Shepherd
    The Siberian Husky is a Wonderful Doggie
    The Wolf Song
    Oh! Oh! The Camel Song!
These Songs Are About Transportation. Enjoy!
    All About the Used Car I Bought a Few Years Ago
    The Truck Song
    The S.U.V. Song
    Motorcycle! Motorcycle! Fun! Fun! Fun!
    Tractor Trailer Big Rig Truck, Uh Huh!
    Camper Van: It's Like Driving a House!
    Mini-Van
    This Song Is About a Van (Van Song)
    I Ride My Bike (A Bicycle Music Song)
    Oh Yeah, The Tricycle! Three Wheels!
Birthday Party Central
    Happy Birthday Seraphina
    Happy Birthday Serephina
    Happy Birthday Sera
    Happy Birthday Violet
    Happy Birthday Maisie
    Happy Birthday Maison
    Happy Birthday Claire
    Happy Birthday Clare
    Happy Birthday Maeve
    Happy Birthday Matilda
You Are My Best Friend in the World, Vol. 7
    Karlie, You Are My Best Friend
    Kasey, You Are My Best Friend
    Katarina, You Are My Best Friend
    Katherine, You Are My Best Friend
    Kathleen, You Are My Best Friend
    Kathlein, You Are My Best Friend
    Kayden, You Are My Best Friend
    Kayla, You Are My Best Friend
    Kaylie, You Are My Best Friend
    Keaton, You Are My Best Friend
Play This Song For Her, Vol. 5
    Skye, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Skyla, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Skylar, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Sophia, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Sophie, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Stacey, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Stacy, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Stefanie, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Stella, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
    Stevie, Will You Go To The Prom With Me?
Happy Happy Fun Fun Fun!!!
    Happy Birthday Alejandra
    Happy Birthday Clayton
    Happy Birthday Fatima
    Happy Birthday Teagan
    Happy Birthday Kameron
    Happy Birthday Heaven
    Happy Birthday Devon
    Happy Birthday Alayna
    Happy Birthday Corbin
    Happy Birthday Marcos
Age is Just a Number
    Happy Birthday Miguel
    Happy Birthday Trevor
    Happy Birthday Denise
    Happy Birthday Dennis
    Happy Birthday Denny
    Happy Birthday Denali
    Happy Birthday Deni
    Happy Birthday Austin
    Happy Birthday Andre
    Happy Birthday Sabrina
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